…The Naughty Fairytales Your Mother Never Told You.

Once upon a time in countless childhood bedrooms far away, fairytales were stories of heroic princes, enchanted animals, damsels in distress and the ultimate triumph of good over evil told by our mothers at bedtime. In this ‘Once Upon A Time’ we return to our beloved nursery characters to find that they’re not the paragons of virtue we remember and that all is far from Happy Ever After in the fairytale kingdom.

A mysterious woman with golden locks of hair and a tight leather costume has raised an army of minions and is prepared to do whatever it takes to have everything ‘just right’. Hot on the trail of her evil exploits, as well as the ravishing Princess Anita, are a Prince in desperate need of charm and a Puss staggering in stilettos. Prepare to discover exactly how long Pinocchio’s nose can get, what noise evil makes and the best way out of a dungeon.

Best described as a cross between “‘Allo ‘Allo!”, “Shrek”, and the sauciest “Carry On” movie, ‘Once Upon A Time’ goes to show that just as fairy tales don’t grow up, they don’t grow old. Join Charming and Puss, helped and hindered along the way by their fairytale friends, as they vie to defeat the wicked schemes which threaten their magical world in this hilarious and preposterous adventure, described by one reviewer as:

‘It’s not all that Grimm: including songs, dances, and more absurd characters than you can shake an evil-o-meter at (which you probably can’t – it’s quite large), this show promises to deliver a mad, high quality and memorable comedy experience.’