Reporting agent Taffler.
Mission: infiltrate infamous global criminal gang aka comedy group Two Shades of Blue.
Mission status: …..too…much….gin…..(ie SUCCESS!!!)
Mission update: having successfully been welcomed by the unsuspecting targets, and been cast by the gullible gin- drinking members as Julia in 1984: A comedy, I have now established a firm position from which to report on their dastardly inner dealings.
day 1: initiation. gin in copious amounts. oh,and a bit of rehearsing.
day 2: a bit of rehearsing. followed by gin. (and short jokes. not about me)
I now must return to my anonymous status as secret mole.
i shall return tomorrow.
over and out