Take one classic story about Transylvanian bloodsuckers, add a dash of awful puns, add some more puns, and continue to add puns until you don't know whether to laugh or groan, and you've just about grasped what we are trying to do. We're not trying to make any big point about life. We won't trouble you with yet another Shakespearian tragedy set in a modern meme. There will certainly be no contemporary dance. What we do promise you is a play that will be suitable for all ages, will appeal to entire families, and that anyone with even half a sense of humour will appreciate.

This truly fang-tastic production will be performed at 7pm from the 23rd - 29th of August, 2004 at the Bedlam Theatre in Edinburgh. (See Tickets & Venues) for more info.

When the sun goes down, and mortals sleep
A creature stirs with in the deep
Whilst blood he seeks to quench his thirst
Dracula: by bad puns cursed